I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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