This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
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