New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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