i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Welp...herpes.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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