READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I just googled if crying burns calories
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Randomize
