so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
Dear god my vagina.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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