you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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