I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
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