I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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