Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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