i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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