I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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