Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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