I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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