he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
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