Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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