it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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