I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
When did angry sex become our thing?
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
you never un-have a 4some
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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