rhymes with "ouble enetration"
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
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