oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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