I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
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