First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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