I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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