As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
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