Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I tried to discuss modern art with a cab driver after explaining that I only had one shoe on b/c a pitbull ate the other one. Wtf. Call me when you can.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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