I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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