You work out of a Hotel?
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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