my vag is so smooth its legendary
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
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