He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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