Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
Randomize
