she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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