just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
accomplished twins. life is a go
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
My feet surprised me
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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