Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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