god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
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