people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
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