I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
that is very illegal...i love you.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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