Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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