kristin has been a bad kristin
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
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