why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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