My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
you would pick up someone in the library
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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