I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
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