So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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