just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
Dick very happy bro
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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