when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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