normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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