What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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