Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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