I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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