y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
Randomize
