We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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