Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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