We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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