she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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