Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
tell me about the fingering
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