And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
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