? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
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